American Schools Trail Behind 3rd World Schools

This is probably the funniest Onion News video ever(LOL)
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._schools_trail

My kids are on the top of the Bell Curve on this one, Chet.

Ah, I remember when my parents set my bedroom ablaze in the middle of the night to test my survival skills. That was around the time they bound my hands behind my back and threw me into the darkened viper pit. I was deprived of no luxuries as a child.

I read the title of the post and was not expecting the onion.