Wadda ya mean "Prick"? Tell me you couldn't use that money to get the bacon of your choice. If you prefer apple smoked over hicory smoked or low sodium over the standard variety of brined and cured bacon. How the hell would he know that? Besides that, how was he supposed to get bacon from Lancaster county to Allegheny county without it spoiling? Count your blessings and quitcher bitchin'.
(For the benefit of those who still haven't found a good deal on a "sense of humor" on Amazon or eBay, the OP by Emptymag as well as my reply were made with less than serious intentions. I have also dealt with Brian and can vouch for him being an upstanding and trustworthy person to deal with. (I've never dealt directly with Emptymag though, but judging by his dedication to helping animals I can tell he's an upstanding person).