Something for everyone

[MrBi11]

Twas the month before Inauguration.
The forums are full.
Everyone is talking,
will our guns have to go?

Dan has given us
a place we can share
info and help
with others who care.

The Laws that are coming,
the laws that we've had,
feel good for politicians
but we know there all bad.

Patriot, Meleanie and
Jack just might
win cases there fighting,
so we still have the right.

So my Guns and my bible
these things I will cling.
because socialistic values
just really aren't my thing.

Christmas is coming
so the issues I won't dwell
Wishing everyone good holidays
and New years as well!

[Dannytheman]

Merry Christmas to you and yours!!

[Robert Kayland]

Noel... Noel... Noel... Noel!

May all of my enemies go to hell!


/okay, so Norman Rockwell I ain't!

[625]

I like that poem. Pretty good.

I snagged this one from cyberspace.

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all tru da house,
Nuttin' was stirrin',
Not even a fuckin' mouse.

Adrian was....talkin',
Wearin' her cap.
I said, "'ay,
Shut yer yap."

Gotta move,
and I gotta move quick.
'Cause tonight I'm gonna blow away
Ol' Saint Nick.

Last year, I said 'Hey!
Bring a new weight set to try!'
Instead, he left
This polka-dot tie.

So as I sit
By the nativity scene,
I lock and I load
My mini-14.

What's that? Footsteps?
Reindeer, I hear?
I'll soon be pumpin' lead
Into Santa's big rear.

My finger's on the trigger,
I'm ready to go
At da sound o'dat first
Ho-ho-ho-ho.

He's in my chimney!
He starts to slide down!
Lemme reach in
And let off a few rounds!

[POW! POW! POW!]

[AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!]

My gun, it did quiver
With lead, it did chatter.
Across my lawn, reindeer guts
I did splatter.

Kill Dasher, Kill Dancer,
Kill Prancer and Vixen!
My barrel's so hot,
I'm doin' some schvitzin'.

So this Christmastime,
You better fend for yourselves.
I've blown away Santa,
Now it's on to the elves.