PERSONAL ADS

[Michele]

Since this is the lounge and some people have put some really funny stuff in here, like the picture battle and the lame songs lets try this.
Write your own personal ad.
Since allot of us have met we can really get a kick out of some of the BS that will be posted.

I saw this personal ad one night on Jay Leno. I laughed so hard I almost peed.
It read:

Single white male 92 seeks single white female 90+ for relationship, adventure and fun. No druggies or bimbos please.

Lets see how many of you have the guts to post on this thread?

[Frenchy]

Male 47 interested in regular relationship with clean Hot Pistol or Revolver for a long relationship and many range trips. Willing to go shotgun or Rifle a bit. You must be willing to do a threesome with my regular shooting partner.
Pictures will be taken on occasion, so you must be worthy of this. Not looking for high maintenance or costly dates, open to black or white relations, smoking ok so long as it’s only after…
If you are interested, we have leather to dress you up, nothing kinky, just sexy.

Contact me soon, I just got a new bottle of Hopes #9 for you!

[MarcS]

"SWM seeking attractive young woman for blowjob. Blunt but otherwise charming."









oh man, that was totally inappropriate.

[NineseveN]

Horny man, seeking horny female to enjoy short walk or drive to nearest motel. Must be open minded and willing to pay for the room.

[scoutjoe]

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting..

(scroll down to get the punchline)

[Atomic Dog]

Married white male looking for 2-3 bisexual females for enjoyable evening. No butch ****s please!

(and after my wife reads this....)

Single white male looking for sexy trained professional woman to help nurse wounds and provide sponge baths. Must have flexible hours and flexibility in other areas as well.

[dnar]

"Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor. Please send photograph of tractor." - Advertisement in Evesham Admag, 1977.


And here's a silly link about Women's Personal Ads:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/personal_ads.htm

[ReefBlue]

[soberbyker]

+1 now that's funny, I don't care who ya are

[soberbyker]

There was a time when this could have been my ad. Now I'm clean and sober and have a great gal.