Some people...

[Kaos]

Have you ever seen an overly ugly/small breasted real estate agent?

Yeah, mine.

[Cyte]

eh, it's to asses property value. Or increase it.

[renegadephoenix]

"are you going to shoot me"

answer, nope, your fired, we'll find a better agent/company to deal with.

[bigandy1966]

"Are you going to shoot me?"
1) Do you want me to?
2) Why? do you deserve it?
3) You know, actually I was thinking about it just now, but I think I'll let my wife shoot this realestate agent, I shot the last one.
4) Ummmm Ok!
5) No, Your husband hasn't given me the 50 percent up front yet
6) I can pencil you in for next Tuesday, I only have to shoot 5 other people that day, How does that work for you?
7) I only brought the Honda Civic, I'd need the Pickup to dispose of your fat ass
8) I don't have my silver bullets you blood sucking bitch
9) Are you a Zombie?
10) Only if you try and shoot me first.
11) Only if you broke a leg and I get dibs on your saddle.

[jahwarrior72]

"Are you going to shoot me?"
1) Do you want me to?
2) Why? do you deserve it?
3) You know, actually I was thinking about it just now, but I think I'll let my wife shoot this realestate agent, I shot the last one.
4) Ummmm Ok!
5) No, Your husband hasn't given me the 50 percent up front yet
6) I can pencil you in for next Tuesday, I only have to shoot 5 other people that day, How does that work for you?
7) I only brought the Honda Civic, I'd need the Pickup to dispose of your fat ass
8) I don't have my silver bullets you blood sucking bitch
9) Are you a Zombie?
10) Only if you try and shoot me first.
11) Only if you broke a leg and I get dibs on your saddle.

these are WIN.

[Opie610]

"are you going to shoot me?" she asked.

"no," he said, as he punched her in the ****.

Dude i am in the worst mood ever and when i read that line i couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for making my day!

[Deanimator]

"Are you going to shoot me?"
"I don't do requests."

[Evan]

I think that silence with a crazed, glassy eyed look would have done the trick.

[General Geoff]

I'd have a hard time not breaking out laughing if someone asked me that with a straight face.

[NY Refugee]

Depends what the voices tell me