Bless me Gaston, for I have sinned.....

[Kb! Bob]

I have have been having an affair with a 1911, and I'm in love. I never meant for it to happen. It started out casually enough, some light flirting and fondling, but I would never have thought of bringing one home to replace you. You are old reliable, so many years of loyal service to me, I owe you much. But then it happen. I was asked to look after her for awhile, break her in a bit. It all happened so fast, so easy. We had a few issues at first, but now her smooth lines caress my hand like it was meant to be. Her glowing green eyes looking at me in the dark, your eyes don't glow anymore, they are dull and lifeless. She's a little heavier than you, sure, but that is somehow reassuring to me, I always know she's there. You know I have always liked a handful! I have even started taking her out with me. Somehow, even though she's a little more robust, she wraps herself around my waist in such a way that we become one. I can't explain it. I feel so dirty. I am going to try to keep you both, if you'll have me, but I just felt like you should know that you will be taking a backseat for awhile. I am sorry.

[ReconLdr]

That is wrong... and funny at the same time. The thing is I almost had the same conversation with my 1911 when I brought my Glock home.

[Smalls]

I laughed...

I guess you'll just have to move to where multiple wives/mistress are allowed...

[kpw]

Ah, you'll be back. She's the one you'll miss and regret dumping after 6 mo. of packing that load.







(just kidding! you can love them both)

[jtwalker]

Started off sounding like a gunbroker.com tv commercial.

[lprgcFrank]

I started out a revolver guy. I asked Walt Rausch whether I should get a 1911 or a Glock. He said,"why are you worried, you know you'll get both.


And he was right

[Lycanthrope]

Ah yes, the race horse looks good, doesn't she?

Lycanhasadrafthorse/glocktoothrope

[msquaredserver]

"your eyes don't glow anymore"

This personification had me rolling on the floor, tears in my eyes from laughter!

[GuyMontag]

That post absolutely made my night.

[King 5.45]

I have have been having an affair with a 1911, and I'm in love. I never meant for it to happen. It started out casually enough, some light flirting and fondling, but I would never have thought of bringing one home to replace you. You are old reliable, so many years of loyal service to me, I owe you much. But then it happen. I was asked to look after her for awhile, break her in a bit. It all happened so fast, so easy. We had a few issues at first, but now her smooth lines caress my hand like it was meant to be. Her glowing green eyes looking at me in the dark, your eyes don't glow anymore, they are dull and lifeless. She's a little heavier than you, sure, but that is somehow reassuring to me, I always know she's there. You know I have always liked a handful! I have even started taking her out with me. Somehow, even though she's a little more robust, she wraps herself around my waist in such a way that we become one. I can't explain it. I feel so dirty. I am going to try to keep you both, if you'll have me, but I just felt like you should know that you will be taking a backseat for awhile. I am sorry.

You'll be back to your first love (a 9MM?) when the realities of having to feed that .45 ACP pig are upon you. It's always dinner out and she always wants the surf and turf ...