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December 16th, 2009, 09:26 PM #1
Irritated by a Bell Ringer...
...in front of the Kmart in Moosic today.
this morning, i looked in the mirror, and noticed my hair was out of control. i don't remember the last time i cut it, actually. i would just shave it, but with winter practically here, i thought better of it. there's an Empire Beauty school here, and since i needed to go to Kmart today anyway, i figured a $5 haircut was in order. besides, that place is full of hot women who will lean their breasts over you, sometimes resting them on your shoulders! best of all, they have no problem with open carry. i'm there, dude.
with my hair cut, and my shoulder smelling of perfumed boobies, i walked down to the Kmart. got X-mas presents, some deodorant, and underwear. on my way out, i got about $2 in change ready, to throw into the Red Cross bucket. i threw it in, and the guy ringing the bell gave me the "happy holiday", then his eyes buggered out of his head, and he said, "what the hell is that?"
"it's a gun."
"why do you have that thing?"
"self defense, mostly."
"that's not safe."
"it's safe for me."
"that thing can kill someone! is that what you want?"
i paused, and thought about it.
"what i want is to be able to donate money to the Red Cross, to help out people who need it. it's not easy, considering i'm unemployed myself. i'm not even gonna get into the gallons of blood i've given away. now i wish i hadn't. merry christmas."
i walked away, pissed off. at him, at Kmart, at my stylist and her sweet smelling breast, and at myself. i wanted to engage him further, but i'd just put $2 in a bucket, money i could have used to buy food, or gas, or some other necessity, and i felt like this guy just shit all over it.
merry fucking christmas.Last edited by jahwarrior72; December 17th, 2009 at 01:23 PM.
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December 16th, 2009, 09:34 PM #2
Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...
This story would have been better if you swapped out K-mart for Wal-Mart.
I mean, who ever heard of an "OC in K-mart" story?
And here I thought you had writing talent.I called to check my ZIP CODE!....DY-NO-MITE!!!
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December 16th, 2009, 09:36 PM #3
Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...
OC.......do it for the boobies........
Lycanpartiallyinspiredthrope
I taught Chuck Norris to bump-fire.
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December 16th, 2009, 09:36 PM #4
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i'll be there tomorrow, i'll let you know how it goes...prick.
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December 16th, 2009, 09:37 PM #5Grand Member
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Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...
I'll start with the "coulda, shoulda, woulda's"
What you should have said was......
"Please explain to me how its going to kill someone safely secured in its holster"
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December 16th, 2009, 09:41 PM #6Grand Member
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Does Empire do cut's like mine?????
Hell, I'd pay if they did!!!!!!!!!!
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December 16th, 2009, 09:50 PM #7
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What I want to know is...
were those perfumed boobies resting on your shoulders, openly carried or were they concealed?????
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December 16th, 2009, 09:54 PM #8
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December 16th, 2009, 09:57 PM #9
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December 16th, 2009, 10:15 PM #10
Re: Irritated by a Bell Ringer...
Bell Ringer : " What the hell is that !??
Jah : " Its my stupid question repeller "Si vis pacem, para bellum
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
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