The Worlds Shortest Books

[larrymeyer]

The Worlds Shortest Books



NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods



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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton



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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy


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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton with introduction

by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

[autotech6506]

I'll admit, at first I didn't get it. after reading through a few of them I started laughing out loud once I finnaly got the concept. rep sent.

[GunLawyer001]

"The Nobel Prize-Worthy Accomplishments of Barack Obama."

"The Case for Man-Caused Global Climate Change."

"Television Programs That Won't Insult Your Intelligence."

"Offensive Things That Nobody Would Post on the Internet."

[Dredly]

"How to balance the Budget" - US Congress

[jdlv4_0]

I actually saw this one at my old Chiropractors office in MI....


"What men really know about women" It was about 2" thick full of empty pages.

[kunsunoke]

"How to satisfy a woman in bed" - Keith Olbermann

Fodor's Guide to Detroit, MI

"On the Ultraviolet Catastrophe and Quantum Mechanics" - Paris Hilton

"Importance of the Second Amendment of the US Constitution" - ACLU

"My Plan for Peaceful Co-Existence with the West" - Kim Jong-Il

"My Favorite Recipes for Venison and Wild Game" - Pamela Anderson

[djturnz]

"How to care for your Glock Clips" - EmptyMag
"The best deals at Wal-Mart" - Fingers80002 <- edited for dyslexia.

[GunLawyer001]

. . .
"Importance of the Second Amendment of the US Constitution" - ACLU

. . .

Professor Laurence Tribe had a very thick book on the Constitution and Bill of Rights, maybe 5 inches thick. About 15 years ago, the then-current edition literally failed to even mention the 2nd Amendment except at thge bottom of one page, in a single footnote while discussing something else. Not a chapter on the 2nd, not a page, not a paragraph, not even a sentence within the main text dedicated to it; just a footnote mentioning it in passing.

He's since joined the avalanche of scholarly works and admitted that the 2nd Amendment actually is a bar to certain acts of the government.

[estroyan]

"Famous Scottish Cooks"

[ScaredOnce]

"Orthodontics in the United Kingdom"

"Dialogue & Discourse: Voicing Dissent with PAFOA Mods"

"Spring Break & Abstinence"

"Gangbangs Her Mother Would Approve Of"

"The Registry of Used French Battle Rifles"