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October 14th, 2009, 03:34 PM #1
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A penutbutter and jelly story
One day headcase my father and i were renovating the floor of the backroom of my parents house. When moving the objects off the shelves to remove the cabinets i complained that we had an overambudence of PB&J the kind that is both in one jar. Headcase turned to me and started laughing. I asked him what was so funny and he said you won't be complaing that there is to much PB&J when the zombies come. I laughed and told him he was crazy and he replied "we will see how crazy i am when the zombies are knawing your face off". Again i laughed not knowing about ZRT. Once i read up on ZRT i laughed cause first i was complaining that there was to much PB&J now i am worried that there is not enough. So like i was told stock up on PB&J before the zombies come. for the more juicy details to the story ask headcase about PB&J advice.
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October 14th, 2009, 03:57 PM #2
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
"I got some groceries, some peanut butter, to last a couple of days"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXgMh...om=PL&index=30Last edited by gf45acp; October 14th, 2009 at 04:05 PM. Reason: add: link
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October 14th, 2009, 04:04 PM #3
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
you need to stop drinking the water in Stroudsburg... it ain't right
The first vehicles normally on the scene of a crime are ambulances and police cruisers. If you are armed you have a chance to decide who gets transported in which vehicle, if you are not armed then that decision is made for you.
Be prepared, because someone else already is and no one knows their intent except them.
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October 14th, 2009, 07:41 PM #4
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
Someone bring this guy to the DedZed shoot at LRGC.
Oh yeah, bring enough PB&J for all of us.
Ill bring the spork.
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October 15th, 2009, 01:51 AM #5
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
i wish i could go and speaking of zombies you guys have to play left 4 dead it is sweet.
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October 15th, 2009, 02:12 AM #6
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
I was under the impression that the PB&J was for surreptitiously smearing on the back of the head of the fattest, slowest kid on your team, to buy the rest of you time to run away from the zombies.
Was I wrong?Attorney Phil Kline, AKA gunlawyer001@gmail.com
Ce sac n'est pas un jouet.
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October 15th, 2009, 09:50 AM #7
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
you don't have to be faster then the zombies.... you just have to be faster then the slow fat kid
Originally Posted by GunLawyer001
The first vehicles normally on the scene of a crime are ambulances and police cruisers. If you are armed you have a chance to decide who gets transported in which vehicle, if you are not armed then that decision is made for you.
Be prepared, because someone else already is and no one knows their intent except them.
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October 16th, 2009, 12:09 AM #8
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
i guess its a good thing i lost weight i am no long the slow fat kid lol.
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October 16th, 2009, 12:11 PM #9
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Re: A penutbutter and jelly story
Harrumph?!
Zombies?!
Peanut butter?!
Y'all need some funk in this thread: http://www.viddler.com/explore/GStrongRAW/videos/22/
Peanut butter ain't nuthin' but a sammich, you see ...
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