Elderly Man with Oxygen Tank Robs Bank

[mjf]

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,1892809.story

LA JOLLA -- A well-dressed elderly man carrying an inhaler or oxygen tank robbed a bank in La Jolla Satruday, according to Federal Bureau of Investigation officials.

The man presented a note to a teller at the San Diego National Bank and made off with an unknown amount of cash.

It's unclear whether the suspect had a weapon.

The robber is described as a 6 foot, 4 inch tall man in his 70s with white hair, a gray mustache and glasses. Bank Tellers say the white-haired man was wearing glasses and had liver spots on his hands.

He was wearing a white beret, an argyle sweater and a brown sports jacket.

The elderly suspect was last seen walking briskly away from the bank. t is unknown whether or not the man was carrying a weapon

Anyone with information is asked to call the FBI, (858) 565-1255.

Sorry, we're such a society of victims when an elderly man with an oxygen tank gets away with robbing a bank.

[••SpraynPray••]

Good for him, 70 ish years of the system screwing him and he finally got his chance to stick it to the man and it worked!

lol.

[mjf]

Today's agenda at the senior center:

8am: Pills
9am: Breakfast
10am: Empty catheter bag.
11am: Nap time.
12pm: Watch old episodes of perry mason.
1pm: Rob bank.
2pm: Pills
3pm: Nap time.
5pm: Pills

[Strapped]

That really has alot to say about how America is doing......

I bet robbing a bank wasnt his first choice as a way to get money, probably worked hard his whole life just to get screwed in the end..

[ehidle]

Wow, that's pretty incredible. I'd pay good money to see what was written on that note...

[blue_drgn]

It is unknown whether or not the man was carrying a weapon

Ummm... Sheep!

[Minor Threat]

Suspect was last seen on wildly driving his rascal down the sidewalk while yelling at whipper snappers!

[Bug44]

Wow, that's pretty incredible. I'd pay good money to see what was written on that note...

Old Geezer: "Hey boy! Give me all your Gold and Silver Certificates!"
Teller: "Sir, All we have are Federal Reserve notes."
Old Geezer: “Come on boy, Murder She Wrote will be on in 15 min!”

[PisnNapalm]

That really has alot to say about how America is doing......

I bet robbing a bank wasnt his first choice as a way to get money, probably worked hard his whole life just to get screwed in the end..

What ^^^^^ said. That was my first thoughts.

[ddefazio]

What is the best weapon a 70 year old man should use to rob a bank?

Depends...