gotta pee

**larrymeyer** · August 13th, 2009, 11:13 AM

gotta pee

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day
one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.. 'From all of us at the Fire Station. we'll never forget you.''

**hurley1718** · August 13th, 2009, 11:23 AM

Thats funny, gave me a good laugh.

**LisaA** · August 13th, 2009, 12:12 PM

LMAO, larrymeyer!! Hilarious!!!!! Where do you come up with these?

**Willtallica** · August 13th, 2009, 06:05 PM

ghezus

That's nasty...

**d90king** · August 13th, 2009, 06:28 PM

Bwahhhahha.... Nice find.

**spyro825** · August 13th, 2009, 06:40 PM

i got one thats funny

teacher asked " timmy why is your cat in school today?" Timmy says "I heard daddy tell mommy Im eating that pussy when the kids leave

**spyro825** · August 13th, 2009, 06:50 PM

and another one

for some time many of us have wondered who is jack shit? we find ourselves at as loss when someone says. You dont know jack shit? well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married O shit, the owners of knee deep n shit inc. in turn jack shit married noe shit. the couple had 6 children: holie shit, giva shit fulla shit, bull shit and the twins deep shit and dip shit. Deep shit married Dumb shit, a high school drop out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married ted sherlock and became noe shit sherlock. meanwhile, dip shit married lota shit and rather nervous disposition named chicken shit. Fulla shit n Giva Shit married the happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the shit-happens wedding. Bull shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride pisa shit. so from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know JACK SHIT