Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't*you say?*
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter*
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.* It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!* They put in a correction the next day.***

I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.***


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says*
No crap, really? Ya think?*
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers**
*Now that's taking*things a bit far!*
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Panda Mating Fails;*Veterinarian*Takes Over**
What a guy!***
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death*
*No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!*
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant**
See if that works any better than a fair trial!*
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War Dims Hope for Peace**
*I can see where it might have that effect!*
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*If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile*
Ya think?!*
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures**
*Who would have thought!*
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Enfield*( London ) Couple Slain;* Police*Suspect Homicide***
They may be on to something!*
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges**
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?*
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Man Struck By Lightning:*Faces Battery Charge**
*He probably IS the battery charge!*
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger*Test Group**
Weren't they fat enough?!*
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft**
That's what he gets for eating those beans!*
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks**
*Do they taste like chicken?
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Local* High School*Dropouts*Cut in Half**
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!*
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors**
Boy, are they tall!*
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And the winner is...**
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead**
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*Did I read that right?*
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We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!