A SOLUTION FOR ANNOYING FLIGHT PASSENGERS

[larrymeyer]

Try this at work

A SOLUTION FOR ANNOYING FLIGHT PASSENGERS





What to do during a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ...


1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

[d90king]

I would bet that you would be escorted off to Cuba if you did that...

[Curmudgeon]

You're

[ehidle]

Just so it is said explicitly and clearly, kids.

DO NOT DO THAT.

I can see how some might think it's funny, but it really isn't. Making someone feel as if they're about to die is never a funny joke.

Sheesh...

[ProTool]

I wish i could get internet up there, i would flash this to the guy singing to himself

[98XJRC]

So much win. I can't imagine the reactions

[ehidle]

So much win. I can't imagine the reactions

Well, I can promise you that the hot, athletic babe running at you with handcuffs won't be thinking about getting you into bed.

[XD40coyote]

But it has such nice music! All it is missing is a bunch of allah hu ackbars. Oh and a beheading video.

[sksmith75]

You think THAT is scary? To avoid an annoying airline passenger, I just tell them "I work for the IRS". Shuts them up every time.

[milesmilitis]

"Excuse me SIR, my name is Marshall Bill, please come with me."