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    Default For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    For any Star Trek: Next Generation fans out there, or even anyone who remotes knows the series. Came across this and almost died laughing:

    "Political Correctness is just tyranny with manners"
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    "[The Constitution preserves] the advantage of being armed which Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation...(where) the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."
    -James Madison, Federalist Papers, No. 46.

    "America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy." [sic]
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    "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    I must admit that I am a recovering Trekkie. I grew up on ST:TNG. Luckily, I've moved on and Star Trek is no longer the focus of my entire frakking life. I'm now addicted to Battlestar Galactica.

    I think that Wesley Crusher is an incredibly annoying character. However, since he has saved the day so many times, maybe I should just STFU. It is obviously that this teenage boy is more intelligent and more capable than any of the "real" officers on the Enterprise. His skills are so undeniable that Captain Picard should just step aside and let Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher command the Enterprise. This is not unrealistic in the Star Trek universe. I'll remind everyone that in the latest Star Trek film, James Kirk was promoted directly to Captain upon receiving his commission.
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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Battle-scarred Phallactica? Whazzat?
    "...a REPUBLIC, if you can keep it."

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Quote Originally Posted by wa3ra View Post
    Battle-scarred Phallactica? Whazzat?
    Just look at the pretty cylons and be quiet.

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    ^Too skinny and flat chested for me...


    Anyways, I like the original Cylones better!

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Quote Originally Posted by JavaProgrammer View Post
    Just look at the pretty cylons and be quiet.

    God, I miss this show.

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Quote Originally Posted by unclejumbo View Post
    Gods, I miss this show.
    /so say we all

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Sorry ChamberedRound. Your thread is no longer about Star Trek.
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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    The original ST had the hottest babes and shortest skirts.

    Green and blue bitches win over cyborg sex robots any day.

    ST:TOS invented a whole race of woman space hookers. Orion Slave Girls... YEAH BABY!

    Honorable Mention to Seven of Nine, big boobs and spandex... C+ for effort, A+ for execution. But she never gave it up.

    Most of the chicks in TNG were Older babes. Like you have to be at least 40 to get on that show.

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    Default Re: For Star Trek Fans, some Wesley Crusher humor ("Colorful" Language Warning)

    Quote Originally Posted by ChamberedRound View Post
    Came across this and almost died laughing
    Oh man that techno babble in the middle is freaking hilarious! I'm sure Wil Wheaton would approve!


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