Lot of truth in this joke.
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> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
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> He says to the waiter:
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> "Want coffee."
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> The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
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> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
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> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out.
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> The next morning the Indian returns.
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> He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
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> Another male buffalo with the other.
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> He walks up to the counter and says to
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> The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
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> We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
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> What was all that about, anyway?"
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> The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
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> "Training for position in United States Congress:
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> Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
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> Leave mess for others to clean up,
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> Disappear for rest of day.