A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to kick in!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man
asking to have his tooth pulled without the benefit of a shot to kill the pain."

So, the dentist asks him, "Which tooth are we looking to remove sir?"

































The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show
him."