'Service' Defined

**H.E. Pennypacker** · July 20th, 2009, 10:27 AM

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

**-JD-** · July 20th, 2009, 10:31 AM

I imagine the cows were a lot more pleased than you though.

And I think the bull has a much higher job satisfaction rating than the employees of the other organizations.

**mjfletcher** · July 20th, 2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by -JD-

I imagine the cows were a lot more pleased than you though.

And I think the bull has a much higher job satisfaction rating than the employees of the other organizations.

I don't know, some of those customers are extremely "serviceable."

**PocketProtector** · July 20th, 2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by H.E. Pennypacker

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

Americans asked for it !! Every year behind the election curtain.