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July 8th, 2009, 10:41 PM #1
Pope in Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
'Save the Trees' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah'
T-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck
while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true..'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and
has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still live, or do we
need to go back to San Francisco for more?'
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July 8th, 2009, 10:51 PM #2
Re: Pope in Alaska
Should we laugh or cry?
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July 9th, 2009, 12:51 AM #3
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July 9th, 2009, 01:43 AM #4
Re: Pope in Alaska
I laughed...a lot!!
In fact, I still am!!It's all fun and games, til someone shoots your bobber!
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July 9th, 2009, 02:45 AM #5
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July 9th, 2009, 09:07 AM #6
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July 9th, 2009, 09:22 AM #7
Re: Pope in Alaska
Nice!
Bye for a while, guard the fort. - My Dad
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July 9th, 2009, 07:05 PM #8
Re: Pope in Alaska
The correct answer is YES.
"...a REPUBLIC, if you can keep it."
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