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    Talking Pope in Alaska

    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
    for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
    Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
    helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
    'Save the Trees' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
    thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah'
    T-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
    chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
    Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
    finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck
    while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you
    my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
    activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true..'

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'

    'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and
    has access to all wisdom.'

    'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
    know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still live, or do we
    need to go back to San Francisco for more?'
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    Default Re: Pope in Alaska

    Should we laugh or cry?

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    Default Re: Pope in Alaska

    Quote Originally Posted by TinGLOCK View Post
    Should we laugh or cry?
    I laughed
    10char
    If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. - Samuel Adams

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    Default Re: Pope in Alaska

    I laughed...a lot!!



    In fact, I still am!!
    It's all fun and games, til someone shoots your bobber!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo Whiskey View Post
    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
    for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
    Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
    helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
    'Save the Trees' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
    thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah'
    T-shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's
    chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
    Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers
    finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck
    while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you
    my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
    activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true..'

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'

    'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and
    has access to all wisdom.'

    'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
    know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still live, or do we
    need to go back to San Francisco for more?'
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    they need to get pelosi for the next one. old and seasoned bait.
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    Default Re: Pope in Alaska

    Quote Originally Posted by renegadephoenix View Post
    they need to get pelosi for the next one. old and seasoned bait.
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    Default Re: Pope in Alaska

    Nice!


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    The correct answer is YES.
    "...a REPUBLIC, if you can keep it."

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