My 4th of July Adventure

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It only touches on firearms so in the Lounge it goes!
I worked all day, got home at 8:30 pm to find the party at around 60 people and going well. I decided to have a few beers, and stay up a little later than normal so I could enjoy the company before going back to bed for work on Sunday.
Im heading to my bed, and I find someone in it. So I go to the guest room, and both beds are filled. Hmm. So I go lay down on the couch in the living room and doze off.
About a half hour later I wake up to a crash at the front door, then the door opens and two strange guys walk in escorting my buddy by his arms. Everyone is waking up in the living room to see whats going on. These young guys ask the nearest person "Do you know this kid?" We are very confused.
They ask if we can promise that he will be spending the night here. I said yes, he's a friend, and he is staying with us tonight.
"Good, keep him on a damn leash" I ask what the hell is going on and they say
"Your friend here likes to just walk into peoples houses and start drinking someone elses beer! Make sure he stays here because we better not see him again!" Then they leave slamming the door really hard.
My buddy Ken sits down and starts shaking. He can barely speak.
Heres what happened
The night was winding down, and Ken decided he didnt want the fourth party to be over. So he saw fireworks nearby and walked through the woods to get to them. He just walked right up to the little fire they had going. Then he lied. Told them he was lost and he was looking for his friends house. Even gave them a real friends name who lived a long ways away. Well he couldnt remember his own BSing and they started getting suspicious. He went inside to use the bathroom and got um... "frisky" with one of the girls. Not that she was protesting, but her brother came in to see what was keeping the strange guy and wasnt happy at all.
So they tell him its time to go, and six big guys start escorting him up the road, and they are PISSED. So hes afraid they are going to jump him, so he spills the truth. Didnt help at all, they were even more upset that he'd BSed them. But four peel off at the top of the street and the other two bring him home.
BTW he's on meds that your not suppose to mix with alcohol, might have something to do with his loopy behaviour.
Now that the story is out, he calms down, and now I only have two hours to sleep before work so I go back to bed, but cant stay asleep. So I decide to get up and get around early, but cant find Ken. So I go outside and he's walking along the road. He told me he thinks they may come back and he's guarding the vehicles and house from vandalism. I told him to calm down, they arent coming back.
Right then they come walking up the road *facepalm*. Two girls and a guy. Apparently they had relieved him of these blue handcuffs that Ken carries for some reason, and the two girls had locked themselves together and they needed the key, but they were letting him know he cant have the cuffs back. So after shooting the breeze a bit with them, and trying to lighten the mood (didnt want them alone with Ken) the guy walks back to his place and the girls stay and talk to Ken! wtf lol.
He txted me later. The girl he got frisky with stayed and hung out for a few hours, gave him her cell phone number then left.
I am just a little confused as to how things ended the way they did... But it is really WIERD. And so is Ken.
So thats my fourth of July. I never want to have another as fun as that one. Ever.
ETA: The girls saw me OCing my pistol and tried to shoo me away to work. Telling me to leave my own house! Her words were "Thats stupid. Well you have fun at work now! Bye! See ya!" and made shooing motions. I just txted ken and told him to make sure the guys didnt show up, and the girls left before anyone woke up.