Just received joke from Aussie colleague...

[TaePo]

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealandand orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
"He's okay boys. He's one of us."



(Australia and NZ are rivals, with NZ being the sheep herders.)

[Curmudgeon]

New Zealand...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are whores who cheat on you and break your heart!