Amish Sex

[larrymeyer]

Amish Sex

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
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The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'. l

He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother,
'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes...?! Why do you ask?'

The daughter replies:
'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?'

[TXDMERC73]

haha good one !

[dman]

Ha Ha ha,very funny ! When I was younger,I had a lot of respect for the Amish. Now they seem to creep me out,what's up with that ?

[bert]

Why did you have to reference the joke to an Amish girl. Are you referring that the Amish are ignorant. You couldn't turn the joke towards a race or you'd get burned. I thought you wrote that you weren't posting anymore. You should get suspended. You're just pushing the limit. You reek prejudice. If you want to post jokes, go to a joke forum. I'm sure there are others out there with your sense of humor and prejudice?

[larrymeyer]

Why did you have to reference the joke to an Amish girl. Are you referring that the Amish are ignorant. You couldn't turn the joke towards a race or you'd get burned. I thought you wrote that you weren't posting anymore. You should get suspended. You're just pushing the limit. You reek prejudice. If you want to post jokes, go to a joke forum. I'm sure there are others out there with your sense of humor and prejudice?

I wasn't posting anymore but enough friends ask me to stick around. You know what friends are right ???? Their the ones who rep you OH the good reps are green the bad ones are red. I see you made some friends here. Also maybe one of the MODS would consider your post a personnel attack and Ban you be careful

[Lucas]

Why did you have to reference the joke to an Amish girl. Are you referring that the Amish are ignorant. You couldn't turn the joke towards a race or you'd get burned. I thought you wrote that you weren't posting anymore. You should get suspended. You're just pushing the limit. You reek prejudice. If you want to post jokes, go to a joke forum. I'm sure there are others out there with your sense of humor and prejudice?

Posting jokes and other such nonsense is what "The Lounge" is for. If you can't laugh at a joke, maybe you should seriously reconsider your view of the world. Seriously, if you can't laugh at a joke you've got some problems.

You've got some rep coming your way, Larry, for making me laugh.

[soberbyker]

Ha Ha ha,very funny ! When I was younger,I had a lot of respect for the Amish. Now they seem to creep me out,what's up with that ?

I don't know a lot about the Amish, but knowing what I do I think a lot of the spoiled brats we have today might have a different veiw on life if they had to live with an Amish family for a month.

Bill
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[MrBi11]

I don't know a lot about the Amish, but knowing what I do I think a lot of the spoiled brats we have today might have a different veiw on life if they had to live with an Amish family for a month.

Bill
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I think EVERY kid should spend at least one year on a farm, humping bails, shoveling _____, grooming, butchering, tilling, planting, harvesting etc....

I also think they all need to be thought about firearms, not just watching Chuck Norris taking out 14 guys with uzi's while hiding behind drywall, with his wheel gun and never reloading, and/or vice city or whatever the latest video game is..

hunting and fishing will give a person value on life, that most city kids [read: wannabe gangsters] will never understand.

[Dredly]

I don't know a lot about the Amish, but knowing what I do I think a lot of the spoiled brats we have today might have a different veiw on life if they had to live with an Amish family for a month.

Bill
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No kidding! Kids don't learn how to cut crack in video games! They need the skills that will ensure they have a future!

[Dredly]

Why did you have to reference the joke to an Amish girl. Are you referring that the Amish are ignorant. You couldn't turn the joke towards a race or you'd get burned. I thought you wrote that you weren't posting anymore. You should get suspended. You're just pushing the limit. You reek prejudice. If you want to post jokes, go to a joke forum. I'm sure there are others out there with your sense of humor and prejudice?

Negative rep inbound, take your sensitive ass outside and don't let the door hit ya on the way out