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    Default Pork and Freedom.

    I just had a revelation while eating supper.

    If I had only one just cause, to stop the advance of the radical muslim sects who want to convert or exterminate our people. It would be to eat bbq pork.
    Quote Originally Posted by headcase View Post
    let them eventually bring the FBI to kill my wife and son over fucking chickens....

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    I absolutely believe in the consumption of bbq'd pork. However, I wouldn't use this belief as justification for war against any religion. War against terrorists who bastardize a religion as their "cause" is another story.

    This is the foundation for my political intent to annex Canada and its only noteworthy national pride... Canadian Bacon.

    We need the bacon... FYI, it will henceforth be known as "Freedom Bacon".
    Last edited by ScaredOnce; May 11th, 2009 at 12:57 AM. Reason: ETA: Freedom isn't free, & neither is the bacon...

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Quote Originally Posted by jcabin View Post
    I just had a revelation while eating supper.

    If I had only one just cause, to stop the advance of the radical muslim sects who want to convert or exterminate our people. It would be to eat bbq pork.
    why bbq pork? just wondering? How about Pop tarts... mmmmm Pop Tarts...
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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.



    *inserts "radical" to avoid insulting all of them*

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Adam M Geer View Post
    why bbq pork? just wondering? How about Pop tarts... mmmmm Pop Tarts...
    The reason is that Muslims believe pork is unholy and it is against their religion to consume pork.
    Quote Originally Posted by headcase View Post
    let them eventually bring the FBI to kill my wife and son over fucking chickens....

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Quote Originally Posted by jcabin View Post
    I just had a revelation while eating supper.

    If I had only one just cause, to stop the advance of the radical muslim sects who want to convert or exterminate our people. It would be to eat bbq pork.

    I guess that we'd better declare war on Israel, too. At least the Muslims aren't anti-cheeseburger.

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    yeah bbq is good, but they wont even eat jello... and how fucking evil do you have to be to not like jello?
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but believe me, it's on the damned list.

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Any male who does not like bacon is evil.
    A Republic, if you can keep it.

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Drink alcohol, too (NOT while handling firearms, of course)!!

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    Default Re: Pork and Freedom.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoldWinger View Post
    I guess that we'd better declare war on Israel, too. At least the Muslims aren't anti-cheeseburger.
    The Jews eat beef actually. Theyre still OK in my book.
    Quote Originally Posted by headcase View Post
    let them eventually bring the FBI to kill my wife and son over fucking chickens....

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