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Thread: Differences
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May 6th, 2007, 01:16 AM #1
Differences
Ok...So for you yankees, so some of us with good blood running through us knows what we are up against, let's discuss some of the differences.
North: Pop
South; Coke
North: Pants hanging around the ankles, with underwear showing.
South: Shirt tucked in, belt, boots, jeans at the proper height.
North: Blizzards
South: Trailer Park loving Tornadoes
North: Hillary Clinton
South: Bill Clinton
North: Gun controlling liberals
South: Gun loving conservatives
North: Hippees
South: Rednecks
North: Cocaine, LSD, Marijuana, Exstacy, etc..
South: Crown and Coke (usually Coca Cola) on the front porch swing/Rocking chair
North: Large dogs with antlers
South: White tail deer
North: Trout
South: Bass
What else ya'll got?
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May 6th, 2007, 07:37 AM #2
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May 6th, 2007, 08:31 AM #3
Re: Differences
Two words: Chipped Ham!
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May 6th, 2007, 10:43 AM #4
Re: Differences
The latest poll of Southerners shows:
43% of all Southerners say that immigration is a serious problem.
The other 57% said, "No hablo ingles."Veritas Vos Liberat
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May 6th, 2007, 12:29 PM #5
Re: Differences
I actually say "soda" not pop! Always have
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May 6th, 2007, 03:05 PM #6
Re: Differences
The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays.
You own only three spices "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", and "pop" actually mean something to you.
You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.
You constantly refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Pee-ay). How many other states do that?
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them.
You can actually eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric".)
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know that it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.
At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing.
You can't go to a Pennsylvania wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance" and at least 5 Polkas.
You live for summer, when street fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.
Your turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."
wasn't fully awake earlier to think about these thingsI just flew the Millennium Falcon through the hole in your logic 2A6X1
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May 6th, 2007, 06:09 PM #7
Re: Differences
Already covered here (link).
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May 6th, 2007, 07:39 PM #8
Re: Differences
You can't forget about the hoagie vs. sub debate either.
In their hearts humans plan their course, but the LORD establishes their steps.
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May 7th, 2007, 10:24 AM #9
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May 7th, 2007, 11:05 AM #10
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