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    Ok...So for you yankees, so some of us with good blood running through us knows what we are up against, let's discuss some of the differences.

    North: Pop
    South; Coke

    North: Pants hanging around the ankles, with underwear showing.
    South: Shirt tucked in, belt, boots, jeans at the proper height.

    North: Blizzards
    South: Trailer Park loving Tornadoes

    North: Hillary Clinton
    South: Bill Clinton

    North: Gun controlling liberals
    South: Gun loving conservatives

    North: Hippees
    South: Rednecks

    North: Cocaine, LSD, Marijuana, Exstacy, etc..
    South: Crown and Coke (usually Coca Cola) on the front porch swing/Rocking chair

    North: Large dogs with antlers
    South: White tail deer

    North: Trout
    South: Bass

    What else ya'll got?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SGTUSArmy View Post
    Ok...So for you yankees, so some of us with good blood running through us knows what we are up against, let's discuss some of the differences.

    North: Pop
    South; Coke

    North: Pants hanging around the ankles, with underwear showing.
    South: Shirt tucked in, belt, boots, jeans at the proper height.

    North: Blizzards
    South: Trailer Park loving Tornadoes

    North: Hillary Clinton
    South: Bill Clinton

    North: Gun controlling liberals
    South: Gun loving conservatives

    North: Hippees
    South: Rednecks

    North: Cocaine, LSD, Marijuana, Exstacy, etc..
    South: Crown and Coke (usually Coca Cola) on the front porch swing/Rocking chair

    North: Large dogs with antlers
    South: White tail deer

    North: Trout
    South: Bass

    What else ya'll got?
    we have more than one season a year not hot and hotter
    and not all our dogs have antlers
    of course everyone likes the daisy duke shorts i'll give, youins(yinz,younz) that one
    I just flew the Millennium Falcon through the hole in your logic 2A6X1

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    Default Re: Differences

    Two words: Chipped Ham!

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    Default Re: Differences

    The latest poll of Southerners shows:

    43% of all Southerners say that immigration is a serious problem.

    The other 57% said, "No hablo ingles."
    Veritas Vos Liberat

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    Default Re: Differences

    I actually say "soda" not pop! Always have

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    The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays.
    You own only three spices "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
    Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
    Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", and "pop" actually mean something to you.
    You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.
    You constantly refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Pee-ay). How many other states do that?
    You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns.
    Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
    You measure distance in hours.
    You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
    You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
    You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them.
    You can actually eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric".)
    You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know that it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.
    At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
    You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
    You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing.
    You can't go to a Pennsylvania wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance" and at least 5 Polkas.
    You live for summer, when street fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
    You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.
    Your turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."


    wasn't fully awake earlier to think about these things
    I just flew the Millennium Falcon through the hole in your logic 2A6X1

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    Quote Originally Posted by xflyboy View Post
    The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays.
    You own only three spices "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
    Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
    ...[edited for brevity]...
    You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.
    Your turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing." ...
    Already covered here (link).

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    Default Re: Differences

    You can't forget about the hoagie vs. sub debate either.
    In their hearts humans plan their course, but the LORD establishes their steps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIMMYC308 View Post
    You can't forget about the hoagie vs. sub debate either.
    What debate? Its a hoagie damnit. Anything else is un-Pennsylvanian!
    Bill USAF 1976 - 1986, NRA Endowment, USCCA

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    Quote Originally Posted by billamj View Post
    What debate? Its a hoagie damnit. Anything else is un-Pennsylvanian!
    I totally agree if I was to call it a sub I would lose my "hoodpass"
    In their hearts humans plan their course, but the LORD establishes their steps.

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