Toilet Paper NAZI

[RugerNiner]

[mauser]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070423...s_070423163424
One sheet per visit, dining sleves,

[LorDiego01]

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting," she explained.

Just how exactly would you enforce such a rule??

Bathroom cameras? TPs clicker??

Please, someone take that bitch behind the shed and put one in the back of her head. That'll do the world a favor, and our oxygen wouldn't be wasted on her.

[Atomic Dog]

When T.P. is outlawed, only outlaws will have T.P.

Imagine shady characters hanging around outside bathrooms. "Hey man! need a few squares? Quarter a piece."

"Same time man, I don't know you, Same time!"

[budney]

Is anyone taking bets whether Cheryl Crow confines herself to one square per visit? Verification should be easy: just check paparazzi photos for brown fingertips.

But she's so sincere--I almost hate to break it to her that paper is made from pulp trees specifically planted for the purpose. She really believes that paper comes from rain-forest clearcutting...

--Len.

[D-FENS]

Isn't most toilet paper made from recycled....toilet paper and other recycled paper as well?

This broad is absolutely retarded! I'm all about conserving resources. Not necessarily because I think we're all gonna die from global warming but I think this nation needs to reduce it's waste and overall use of a lot of things. Start with oil-based products and fresh water. Those are the two things I think conservation of is important.

WTF does she think wasting a natural, renewable resource is going to do in the long run? My question is does she wash her poopy fingers in a 45 minute, 6 nozzle shower or in the bathroom of her private jet?

Very retarded!

[rev214]

then we have dale jr. suggesting to nascar fans to throw ROLLS of TP onto the track instead of beer cans (when Jeff Gordon or Jeff-clones win races)...that's a thousand "visits" per roll, down the drain, per se...

[T Durdin]

I don't want to go into a legalize mary-jane discussion, but if it were legal to grow hemp- paper could be made from the stalk rather than cutting down all those trees.

[billamj]

Isn't most toilet paper made from recycled....toilet paper and other recycled paper as well?

This broad is absolutely retarded! I'm all about conserving resources. Not necessarily because I think we're all gonna die from global warming but I think this nation needs to reduce it's waste and overall use of a lot of things. Start with oil-based products and fresh water. Those are the two things I think conservation of is important.

WTF does she think wasting a natural, renewable resource is going to do in the long run? My question is does she wash her poopy fingers in a 45 minute, 6 nozzle shower or in the bathroom of her private jet?

Very retarded!

OK, she may not be the brightest bulb in the string but she sure is tasty. I certainly would...

[phillyd2]

OK, she may not be the brightest bulb in the string but she sure is tasty. I certainly would...

Never really thought of you as a Rosie fan but as a friend I will support you in your unholy quest