Need a Monday morning chuckle?

[Emptymag]

Five world famous Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.

The first, an English surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."

The second, a German surgeon responds, "Yes, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third, a Canadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth a Irish surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over.

But the fifth, a Mexican surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the rear end are interchangeable.

[Vtwin_Guy]

That made me laugh....Thanks!

[Agent Ronin]

I guess that means i can declare myself a certified Politician Surgeon.

"Why does your surgeons kit say Craftsman?" - Hehe

[Nate]

I heard that from someplace else before... it's pretty funny, I repeat it to new people I meet to break the ice.

[countryboy172]

Thats definatley a good chuckle. i know ill repeat that to other people