The Black Bra

**27hand** · February 2nd, 2009, 08:56 PM

The Black Bra (sent to me by my wifes friend)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

**ungawa** · February 2nd, 2009, 09:06 PM

ROFL ahah rep sent

**Robert Kayland** · February 2nd, 2009, 09:12 PM

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

And then he added the clarion call of all husbands:

"How much did that cost?"

**pipefitr** · February 2nd, 2009, 10:32 PM

Or he could of said... What are you doing here? My wife will be home soon and I just saw you at the office!

**LowFlyer** · February 2nd, 2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by 27hand

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

And that's how the fight started....