JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

**larrymeyer** · January 10th, 2009, 08:33 AM

JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a
question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost
control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and
stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights
out of me.'
.....
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
.....
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab...................
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

**mikey** · January 10th, 2009, 09:16 AM

Thanks.....I needed that!!

**shefearsnothing** · January 10th, 2009, 09:33 AM

Good one.

**BIG MIKE 2003** · January 10th, 2009, 11:29 PM

that was great.nothing like a good laugh.

**Evolution** · January 10th, 2009, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by larrymeyer

JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a
question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost
control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and
stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights
out of me.'
.....
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
.....
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab...................
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

Funny stuff!