Towards the end of the golf course, Terry hit his
ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it
took me to make
those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: Better still, you
won't have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life......
As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the
rest of your life!!!!!


Then POOF!......She was gone!

After Terry recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Bob, Where are you?"

Bob yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Terry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Bob; FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, DON'T SWING!" DON'T SWING!!!