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  1. December 19th, 2008, 06:00 PM #1
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    Default SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    I KNOW I'M GONNA BE RIGHT OUT FRONT IN MY LAWN CHAIR......





    IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.

    TO HELP THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT, ALL AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES ON LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND WHAT THE HELL. ALL AMERICAN MEN SHOULD BE NAKED TOO!

    SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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  2. December 19th, 2008, 06:01 PM #2
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    I'll be at work.

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  3. December 20th, 2008, 03:57 AM #3
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    yeah... maybe this idea should be posted in umm... June... not the snowiest and coldest December in recent memory.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but believe me, it's on the damned list.
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  4. December 20th, 2008, 09:25 AM #4
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    I will second that motion. Please let me know what time to grab the lawn chair.
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  5. December 20th, 2008, 12:10 PM #5
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    you should see my neighbors, its at least a 12 pack.....
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  6. December 20th, 2008, 12:18 PM #6
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    Quote Originally Posted by bogey1 View Post
    you should see my neighbors, its at least a 12 pack.....
    Spare a thought for those of us in Philadelphia. It is a city of extremes. There are some smoking hot women, like the ones next to that small moon over there. Wait a minute, that's no moon...
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    I don't want to see them naked. The one under 300 pounds is 74.
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  8. December 20th, 2008, 05:26 PM #8
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    Ah right, all Muslims are Taliban extremists. Almost forgot for a second there.
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    Default Re: SO WHERE WILL YOU BE SATURDAY!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOUR GOING TO GO TO WORK INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME TO WATCH THIS.....

    I'M STARTING TO WONDER ABOUT SOME OF YOU GUYS.....

    YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK?!?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Game View Post
    Ah right, all Muslims are Taliban extremists. Almost forgot for a second there.
    They also vote Obama and try to make your children gay.
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