THE JOURNEY OF A MAN

[larrymeyer]

THE JOURNEY OF A MAN



When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability..

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless... So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[Ten*K]

winner.....

[LastManOut]

That is, after all, the bottom line.

[dman]

Dude,I got the big tits,take my advice,Time and gavity take there toll(DAMN YOU SIR ISAC NEWTON) !! I've tried to get my wife to walk on her hands on many occasions,you know,try to right things. Also,do you have any idea what an industrial grade Kevlar bra costs??Pal, it'll bring tears to your eyes!! Do you jog or run,Forget it!! She can't quite syncronize her breast to her feet!!Imagine running with a keg of beer!!Like uncontroled mass,a truck without a steering wheel,energy run a muck!!
Watch what you wish for,you may very well get it.It's all about the heart buried with in the debths of those tits my man,not quantity but quality!!