God's Busy

[larrymeyer]

God's Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today
protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right
to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent a Marine.'

THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING

And all God's people said -- AMEN!

[gf45acp]

Cool......

[1861]

yep , I like that one

[Captain Tuttle]

Awesome!!!





And, In Before The Haters (IBTH). You know who you are.

[imperialism2024]

Are Marines immune from being charged with aggravated assault?

Or only in the land of conservative e-mail forwards?

Now, the question that intrigues me is this: if the professor had ordered God to shoot him, would the Marine have been justified in pulling out a gun and shooting him? How about if he just shoots to wound?

I'm also curious about how the Iraqis and Afghans were threatening our ability to speak freely. In fact, the most recent incursions on our liberty were initiated not by foreigners or liberals, but by the same neo-conservative government sending our troops to places where they're getting maimed and killed.

Anyone want to clarify, with 10 obscenities or fewer?

[nijwnfi]

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You guys ought to try this, works for me!

[Philbert]

God's Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

My question would be: why did you wait until the last minute?

[imperialism2024]

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You guys ought to try this, works for me!

Nothing like groupthink, eh?

[RaisedByWolves]

God, if you exist please knock IMP off the innernet.




Someone go out and find us a Marine.

[Lazylaser]

Cute story.

I'm going to print it out so I can hand it to the next person that is requesting a "sign", this print out will serve to explain my actions.