One sentence stories

[Atomic Dog]

We have a creative group here. Can you tell a full story in one sentence? This is similar to the "dark and stormy night" contest of who can have the most creative opening to a story.

Some of my favorites:

I drunk dialed a wrong number and had one of the most enjoyable conversations I have ever had.

When I turned in my family tree in the 3rd grade, I realized that having to explain the fact that my parents were cousins would be much harder than I had previously thought.

My Chinese grandfather was upset that my father was marrying a white woman, but he was more upset that their first car was Japanese.

As I walked away from the airport alone with my head held high, shoulders back, and eyes red from crying, I finally knew what it meant to be a military wife.

The girl I've been dating for 5 weeks just told me that she's 9 weeks pregnant.

The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.

[soberbyker]

We have a creative group here. Can you tell a full story in one sentence? This is similar to the "dark and stormy night" contest of who can have the most creative opening to a story.

Some of my favorites:

yea, and in only two words ......

Fuck it.

[The_Game]

I went to the store the other day, only to realize that I forgot my wallet and had to make another trip back home for it.

[Kaos]

This one time in band camp...

[NineseveN]

I used to go to band camp with Kaos, until he showed me what the phrase, "I can swallow anything", truly meant.

[27hand]

Honey, that new dress doesn't hardly make you look fatter at all.!!

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[D-FENS]

Just before the accident, I heard him bragging about how fast he could eat a dozen eggs and finish a gallon of milk.

[FNG19]

As the screwdriver pierced the white fabric of his heavy suit, Captain Miller realized that, in space, no one can hear you scream.

[Grizz2720]

As I slowly pulled the trigger I suddenly realized, I had forgotten to put powder in the pan.

[MrBi11]

I like this one line story best....

I always stressed to my son "one shot one kill that was all that is needed", When He came home from Marine Corp Boot camp He was telling me about the Marines stressing "ONE SHOT ONE KILL" He looks at me and the light bulb went on Dad was now a whole lot smarter than he was 13 weeks ago.