Catholic Cardinal Calls for Americans to Voluntarily Surrender 2A Rights

**DK23** · June 16th, 2023, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by KCJones

There's an old joke about a priest, a rabbi and an imam discussing how they divvy up donations between their congregation and their 'central authority'.

One of them draws a circle, tosses the donations in the air and what falls outside the circle gets sent on. One draws a circle, tosses the donations in the air and whatever falls inside gets sent on. One says "I throw it up in the air, what God can catch he can keep".

Don't we already have multiple joke threads??

**cdi** · June 16th, 2023, 01:37 PM

Catholic clergy should stick to what they know, like diddling children for example.

**JenniferG** · June 16th, 2023, 02:05 PM

Are these the same Bishops that said nothing about the Sisters of Indulgence preforming at the Dodgers game?

**John_Wick** · June 16th, 2023, 03:17 PM

A Catholic priest wants us to bend over. Typical.

p.s. Why is this guy talking to anyone about self-restraint? He clearly doesn't have any.

**raxar** · June 16th, 2023, 04:56 PM

I think the vatican should show us how sincere it is and disarm first.

**Jhaydeno** · June 16th, 2023, 05:13 PM

Funny, defending yourself is a God given right. Apparently the catholic clergy missed that memo...
Maybe they should ask the jews how giving up guns worked out in Germany!

Interestingly I saw the same bleeding heart narrative in the news from a jewish leader yesterday w/r/t the Pittsburgh shootings. Ceasefire and the demanding moms are trying to regain traction since SCOTUS cut them down in Bruen. I hate to break it to them, but they are losing the battle nationwide, thanks to their D counterparts ruining big cities.

**Emptymag** · June 16th, 2023, 05:31 PM

My dear sisters and brothers in Christ,

Today's news is dominated by senseless mass shootings that take the lives of innocent people, often the most vulnerable and unprotected.

I doubt he even understood what he said there.