a funny for the troops!

[LorDiego01]

My dad sent me this in an email:

Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a
tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq .
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each
one last request before they were beheaded.

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like
one last bowl full of hotspicy chili." The leader nodded to an
underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I
can die content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song
"OCanada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
taperecorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the butt.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out
his M4 carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis
were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings ,and
Roberts, they asked him,

"Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning?
Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?"

"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes report that I
was the aggressor?

SUPPORT THE TROOPS -- OUR AMERICAN HEROES.

haha! I didnt feel like digging up the joke thread. Maybe that one should be a sticky.

[billamj]

haha! I didnt feel like digging up the joke thread. Maybe that one should be a sticky.

Great one!

[00gt1]

HA, +1......

[mjd932]

Awesome! Haha

[vetter3006]

That's great!

[phillyd2]

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings ,and
Roberts....

Good one but this is where the story loses credibility

[crowsnest2002]

SO TRUE cant do anything without getting your youhoos in an Iron grip

[jdlv4_0]

That's classic, $&*% THE MEDA!!!, well except for Ollie North.