If Barack Obama ran NASCAR here’s what you might see

Barack Obama’s tax plan - designed to “Spread the Wealth” - will have a direct impact on your bank account if he gets elected.

There is also a plan to Spread the Wealth in Racing.

RacingWin.com has obtained a copy of the plan from a high-ranking political official. Here is how the plan affects racing.

Spread the Wealth Plan for NASCAR Racing
Starting lineups will be determined by qualifying speed with slower cars starting at the front of the field in order to offset any advantage gained by faster cars that came to the track better prepared.

Additionally, the slowest qualifier will be given the first choice in pit stalls.

During caution periods all cars one or more laps down will receive the” Lucky Dog,” allowing all cars to return to the lead lap.

Teams with huge corporate sponsors shall be required from time to time to remove sponsor decals from their race cars and furnish those decals to unsponsored teams so that all race teams may be able to equally share in sponsorship.
All money collected from sponsors shall be put into a special pool that will be re-distributed at the direction of President Obama.

Drivers shall alternate race wins so that all drivers get a chance to win a race. No driver shall be permitted to win 2 races until all drivers have won at least one race.
Prize money shall be equally divided between all competitors regardless of finishing order.

Does this make any sense? Not at all. But then again, neither does Obama’s “Spread the Wealth” philosophy. Do we need to elect Joe the Plumber instead?