Possible food shortage looms according to U.N.

[staylo]

Stauffers in Lititz still has theirs open if you need anything. Wolf wanted to close it, but they were able to keep it opened because it's attached to the grocery store. The one over on Rhohrerstown road is closed though because it's in a different building.

That’s some good government right there!

[P89]

[alpacaheat]

I don't understand why chicken wings are $4 a pound. Their price is artificially high due to every bar and pub selling them. But these places are all closed or just doing occasional takeout. What are they doing with all of the wings?

I get this email every week from Smokey Bones (coincidentally the only food we've picked up since the Wu Flu started because they also have free kids meals):


Smokey Bones <smokeybones@smokeybones.fbmta.com>

TODAY ONLY: Enjoy our BOGO Wings*!

Buy 8, Get 8!

Buy 16, Get 16!





How to order BOGO Wings:

1. Click the below button "Order Now"

2. Type in your zip-code or address

3. Select your local Smokey Bones location

4. Click the category on the left hand-side labeled " BOGO Wings"

[Walleye Hunter]

I get this email every week from Smokey Bones (coincidentally the only food we've picked up since the Wu Flu started because they also have free kids meals):


Smokey Bones <smokeybones@smokeybones.fbmta.com>

TODAY ONLY: Enjoy our BOGO Wings*!

Buy 8, Get 8!

Buy 16, Get 16!





How to order BOGO Wings:

1. Click the below button "Order Now"

2. Type in your zip-code or address

3. Select your local Smokey Bones location

4. Click the category on the left hand-side labeled " BOGO Wings"

It's always a shocker when they leave the price out.

[Sparks]

Well, thank goodness Wolf shut down all the garden centers so we can’t grow our own vegetables.

Stauffers in Lititz still has theirs open if you need anything. Wolf wanted to close it, but they were able to keep it opened because it's attached to the grocery store. The one over on Rhohrerstown road is closed though because it's in a different building.

Lowes and home Depot are open, both have garden sections.

[streaker69]

Lowes and home Depot are open, both have garden sections.

I don't want chinese sweatshop tomato plants.

[Noah_Zark]

My wife and I won't miss the pork shortage. We don't eat bacon at all; it's the kiss of death -- nothing but a fat and cholesterol delivery vehicle.

We seldom eat pork chops, and only twice a year, ham. We don't eat ham or turkey cold cuts on account of the preservatives.

If meat goes away altogether, then there's beans, lentils, quinoa, etc.

Noah

[streaker69]

My wife and I won't miss the pork shortage. We don't eat bacon at all; it's the kiss of death -- nothing but a fat and cholesterol delivery vehicle.

We seldom eat pork chops, and only twice a year, ham. We don't eat ham or turkey cold cuts on account of the preservatives.

If meat goes away altogether, then there's beans, lentils, quinoa, etc.

Noah

So what you're saying is when the going gets tough, you go vegan?

[abner13]

My wife and I won't miss the pork shortage. We don't eat bacon at all; it's the kiss of death -- nothing but a fat and cholesterol delivery vehicle.

We seldom eat pork chops, and only twice a year, ham. We don't eat ham or turkey cold cuts on account of the preservatives.

If meat goes away altogether, then there's beans, lentils, quinoa, etc.

Noah

COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[staylo]

My wife and I won't miss the pork shortage. We don't eat bacon at all; it's the kiss of death -- nothing but a fat and cholesterol delivery vehicle.

We seldom eat pork chops, and only twice a year, ham. We don't eat ham or turkey cold cuts on account of the preservatives.

If meat goes away altogether, then there's beans, lentils, quinoa, etc.

Noah

So, do I have to grow a beard and start wearing a bowtie BEFORE I eat the quinoa, or will that just naturally happen after?
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