Always carry a gun. Even to church

[JAKIII]

Regardless...

...feeling rather confident that if I die in church that God will accept my Get Out Of Jail Free card and welcome me into His kingdom with an ice cold Yuengling.

I thought y'all wanted to go to heaven?

If God ‘takes me’ in His house, then I’m in.

[Liberifle]

I thought y'all wanted to go to heaven?

It's not a race

[GunLawyer001]

Give your dad a hug for me. My actual liberal conservative, libertarian views fall somewhere to the right of Attilla the hun's.

Attila was a Lefty; his followers produced no wealth, but used force of numbers to sponge off the farmers and craftsmen, simply taking their stuff and redistributing it to themselves.

That sounds like Democrats to me.

[heatheroo]

Sitting in Sunday school this past Sunday and one of the guys was complaining about his bum leg, saying “somebody just shoot me”. The rest of the class turned to me to me as if.....”well?”