Neighbors house/ intruder

[Manxdriver]

Drove past a neighbors house today (another member here, out of town) and noticed a strange car in his open garage. Backed in, trunk open. Parked in my driveway, walked over, on the way my other neighbor ( might also be a member here) saw me and I silently articulated there is an intruder, I’m checking it out. He follows me in. Gun out, I checked my buddy’s house, and nobody is around.
Second neighbor and I meet in garage. He has located a cell phone. It appears to belong to a FOURTH member here.
This leaves only one thing to do!
Yup, SELFIE !
Hey JakeBrake, check your photo file!
Bwahahahaha

[Berncly]

Drove past a neighbors house today (another member here, out of town) and noticed a strange car in his open garage. Backed in, trunk open. Parked in my driveway, walked over, on the way my other neighbor ( might also be a member here) saw me and I silently articulated there is an intruder, I’m checking it out. He follows me in. Gun out, I checked my buddy’s house, and nobody is around.
Second neighbor and I meet in garage. He has located a cell phone. It appears to belong to a FOURTH member here.
This leaves only one thing to do!
Yup, SELFIE !
Hey JakeBrake, check your photo file!
Bwahahahaha

I don't follow this.
Why did someone leave a strange car and cell phone unattended?

[Emptymag]

A little early to be drinking

[JAKIII]

A little early to be drinking

I used to think that whenever I saw cars parked at a bar in the AM. Then I realized they worked 3rd shift and it was their happy hour.

[Gun]

I don't follow this.
Why did someone leave a strange car and cell phone unattended?

This will only lead to more laws being written.

[jakebrake]

no because I needed to go deal with the bleeding...the unfamiliar car was my wife's ragtop. the rally stripes down the back of my head from the convertible top frame had become an issue.

have their combination, was not about to bleed on the living room floor on the way to the can to look for a first aid kit.

besides, interior of my truck is black.

[jakebrake]

you need to work on your photo skills. not sure if you are holding a gunk, or a coffee mug...and, I think that's mcmo flipping me off....him, or jerry falwell.

[Berncly]

no because I needed to go deal with the bleeding...the unfamiliar car was my wife's ragtop. the rally stripes down the back of my head from the convertible top frame had become an issue.

have their combination, was not about to bleed on the living room floor on the way to the can to look for a first aid kit.

besides, interior of my truck is black.

So are you ok?
I still don't understand this story.

[jakebrake]

So are you ok?
I still don't understand this story.

one of manx's neighbors is out of town, I am using his garage to replace the top on wife's convertible. managed to get frame to take 2 decent gashes out off the back of my head. realized I would bleed all over car, so went to stop bleeding. left cell phone there in garage while I drove to my place (about 12 blocks) to do so. manx happened to see open door, unfamiliar car, and cell phone. he took a selfie with my phone, as, he was watching house.

[raxar]

So are you ok?
I still don't understand this story.

Car guy bumped his noggin and got an ouchie so he stopped at an empty p00fa-er's house to render aid to his coconut. During his attempt to locate a health pack the OP happened to pass the house and suspected a doings was transpiring, so he skinned his smoke wagon, acquired the aid of another p00fa-er and began to assess the situation. Upon entering the car hole he recognizes the cellphone as belonging to yet another p00fa-er and takes a series of semi-erotic, if poorly framed, selfies and then posts about it on P00fa.