Craziest OC Encounter

[alpacaheat]

I told the guys at the rally afterparty 5 minutes after it happened...but here it is for the rest of you.

After the Capitol 2A rally, I was on the way to jhaydeno's house for the picnic. I was OCing my favorite Smith 4006, fullsize stainless steel 40. Had to pee, so I stopped at a Wendy's near his house...didn't want to bother him to go in his house.

So whenever I use a business' restroom, I buy something from them, usually a pack of gum or drink. It was Wendy's, I was hot from the stuffy Capitol, so I felt like a Frosty. I walked in, the cashier was out in the dining room talking to some girls who were saying they're from Sweden.

She saw me and made her way to the counter to take my order and yelled across the restaurant "IS THAT A TASER OR A REAL GUN!!?!?!"

I waited until she got to the register and answered "It's not a taser".

I have to describe this lady before I continue. She had a polo shirt unbuttoned to show off her chest and neck tattoo. Her eyes were glassy and she spoke like she was drunk. I legitimately think she was actually drunk at work.

So she continued speaking at the top of her drunken lungs "AWWWWWWWW MAN I WISH IT WAS A TASER, I WAS GOING TO TAZE SOMEONE. I WANTED TO BORROW IT FROM YOU! IMA TAZE SOMEONE!" I sarcastically but truthfully said, "I don't think I'd give it to you". This was true in more ways than one.

It didn't stop there. She screamed back into the kitchen, "I WAS GOING TO TAZE YOU BUT HIS GUN IS REAL!" I mentioned "Yeah, this would hurt a little more."

I jokingly said "I bet you'd be a lot of fun at the range though" and she said loudly (her only volume) "OHHHHHHHHHH YEAH I WOULD BE!" I probably should not have said that, I don't want crazy thinking I'm flirting. Going to be interesting next time I take the family in if she remembers me.

I didn't look back at the dining room, I was focused on keeping it away from her because she was craaaaaaaazy, but I have to wonder what the customers, especially the Swedish girls were thinking. Since the focus of everyone was probably on the man with the gun...I was as nice as I could and wished her a good day when she waved at me leaving.

Told the guys, Exit 28 if you want to have some fun. Would have been funny if a stream of OCing guys stopped in to see her.