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  1. #51
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    That's a hard weight to bear.
    Sticks and stones will break my bones but hollow points expand on impact.

  2. #52
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    i wounder if he was a flat earthier

  3. #53
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Apparently it was a drop safe. More drop than safe.

    Philosophically, if a 900 pound safe falls on a burglar in an unoccupied structure, do they make a noise?
    It is you. You have all the weapons that you need. Now fight. --Sucker Punch

  4. #54
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by TaePo View Post
    Apparently it was a drop safe. More drop than safe.

    Philosophically, if a 900 pound safe falls on a burglar in an unoccupied structure, do they make a noise?
    Was the burglar deaf?
    Rules are written in the stone,
    Break the rules and you get no bones,
    all you get is ridicule, laughter,
    and a trip to the house of pain.

  5. #55
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Was the burglar deaf?
    No but the thought flattens him.
    Gender confusion is a mental illness

  6. #56
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    Executed a poorly balanced plan.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gun View Post
    His primary escape route was blocked.

    Always have a safe backup escape route.
    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    Suffered lopsided results.
    Quote Originally Posted by cdi View Post
    One thing is certain, his chance for success is much slimmer now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    He has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    His plan came crashing down around him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Walleye Hunter View Post
    I'm crushed at the thought of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by STBear View Post
    That's a hard weight to bear.
    Quote Originally Posted by mmi View Post
    i wounder if he was a flat earthier
    Quote Originally Posted by TaePo View Post
    Apparently it was a drop safe. More drop than safe.

    Philosophically, if a 900 pound safe falls on a burglar in an unoccupied structure, do they make a noise?
    Y'all are cold.

    I love it here.

  7. #57
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    This was a pressing story, but the coverage dropped off.

  8. #58
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Just when he thought he had his plan dialed in, it all went flat.

  9. #59
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    In for a penny in for a pound(ing).
    How can you have any cookies if you don't drink your milk?

  10. #60
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    He finally met his secret crush.

    Instead of flowers, please send a donation to the Make A Squish Foundation.
    It is you. You have all the weapons that you need. Now fight. --Sucker Punch

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