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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Executed a poorly balanced plan.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    Executed a poorly balanced plan.
    His primary escape route was blocked.

    Always have a safe backup escape route.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Suffered lopsided results.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    One thing is certain, his chance for success is much slimmer now.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    He has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    The pressing question is, how does one suspend a safe with a floor jack.
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    Break the rules and you get no bones,
    all you get is ridicule, laughter,
    and a trip to the house of pain.

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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    His plan came crashing down around him.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    The pressing question is, how does one suspend a safe with a floor jack.
    Actually I can imagine how it happened, having used pallet jacks which is probably what it was.
    They can tip fairly easily with top heavy loads.
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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    Quote Originally Posted by Berncly View Post
    Actually I can imagine how it happened, having used pallet jacks which is probably what it was.
    They can tip fairly easily with top heavy loads.
    I keep mine precariously balanced on a single jack stand.

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    Default Re: Indiana Man Finds Burglar Crushed by 900-Pound Safe in His Home

    I'm crushed at the thought of it.
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