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  1. #11
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
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    Levittown, Pennsylvania
    (Bucks County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Quote Originally Posted by scruff View Post
    Dispatcher: Police are on their way. Is anyone on staff armed?

    Teacher: Absolutely not! We all voted against such a horrible plan!

    Dispatcher: Understand. Charles Darwin supports your decision.
    Teacher: Who?
    There are two kinds of guns. Those I have acquired, and those I hope to.

  2. #12
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    Oct 2006
    Location
    Cherry Tree, Pennsylvania
    (Indiana County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Quote Originally Posted by Just1more View Post
    ok i'll play, not busy right now ....

    Dispatcher: Is anyone on staff armed?

    Teacher: Definitely not! We do not want any guns in this school.

    Dispatcher: Ok let everyone throw their pencils, books, erasers, iPhones .
    iPhones? Do you know what those things cost?

  3. #13
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    Dec 2011
    Location
    Where the amish roam, Pennsylvania
    (Lancaster County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Quote Originally Posted by Statkowski View Post
    iPhones? Do you know what those things cost?
    more than the average glock ....let that sink in

  4. #14
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    Mar 2009
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    Gibsonia, Pennsylvania
    (Allegheny County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Quote Originally Posted by Statkowski View Post
    iPhones? Do you know what those things cost?
    You are right about that ! Kids wouldn’t admit they smuggled them in anyways and need to text their friends so that suggestion is out !

  5. #15
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    Apr 2009
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    Quakertown, Pennsylvania
    (Bucks County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Do you have any hockey pucks or rocks?

  6. #16
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
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    Gibsonia, Pennsylvania
    (Allegheny County)
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    Default Re: Help! There's an active shooter in our school.

    Quote Originally Posted by RockIsland View Post
    Do you have any hockey pucks or rocks?
    That’s for Canadian schools (-:

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