Girlfriend lives in NJ

[gghbi]

Which included 48 days in jail.

Which would have been much longer if not for the pardon!

[Carson]

Am I the only one who didn’t miss the easy solution ?

Move to NJ, become a cop. Get to keep the girl and carry a gun all over the state, all over the country for that matter.













Flame Suit on.

[free]

Move to NJ, become a cop.

I see at least two serious problems with that plan.

[xXxplosive]

Stay out of NJ.....there's nothing here for ya.

[Carson]

I see at least two serious problems with that plan.

I am a cop.

I go to NJ frequently. Gas use to be very cheap there.

Never had a problem.

[Carson]

Stay out of NJ.....there's nothing here for ya.

Apparently there is a Jersey girl there for him

[Jason O]

Oboy. Are you totally new to this area? Never watch TV or read the paper?

Listen. Find another girlfriend

DO NOT get sucked into living in NJ. Pussy ain't with that.

People from NJ aren't worth the effort. Find a worthy sammich maker over here in PA.

The thing is.....even if she agrees to move to PA.....if she is from NJ, odds are very good that she has relatives there - and she will want to visit those relatives - and she will expect you to go with her. You're simply not going to be able to escape that NJ connection - EVER.

Unless she doesn't have a gag reflex, move on. The trailer is always better then the movie anyway.

Like these wise folks have already advised you, ditch the bitch and move on.

Even if she relocates to PA, she's still a Jersey girl and we prefer PA not be polluted with any more of them.

[free]

I am a cop....I go to NJ frequently....Never had a problem.

I'm sure that's all true.

[Justin///M]

Eject.

[pacodelahoya]

I am a cop.

I go to NJ frequently. Gas use to be very cheap there.

Never had a problem.

Reminds of a joke, little Johnny was trying to earn his merit badge for good deeds...the punchline was, I wanna be an eagle scout, not a cop.