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December 25th, 2017, 09:56 PM #11
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December 25th, 2017, 10:04 PM #12
Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
When I was in school many years ago. The Rolling Stones had a album call Hot Rocks. Well I went into the local store and there was a really good looking girl behind the counter and what did I ask her? I asked her if she had a Hot Box. Well her boyfriend wanted to beat me up.
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December 25th, 2017, 10:13 PM #13
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December 25th, 2017, 10:50 PM #14
Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
Absolutely true! My wife (then girl friend) had surgery done on her shoulder and was given a shot to block the nerves in her arm. After surgery we were at an event when here two year old nephew was present. She made the statement that her arm felt like 'dead meat' because the block had not worn off. Well the two year old took that and ran with it for the next several hours his aunt's 'dead meat' was his item of fascination.
Illegitimus non carborundum est
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December 25th, 2017, 11:02 PM #15
Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
Well, 99.9% of my "slips" are intentional. Many of them premeditated well in advance.
Je suis déplorable
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December 25th, 2017, 11:05 PM #16
Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
Wish I had been so wise. My younger daughter loved to "help Daddy" work on the car. She must have been two or three, sitting in the back seat while I was working up front. Completely forgot she was there, and when I messed something up I said "Damn it, Damn it, DAMN IT!" Ooops!
A week or so later the wife had the new pastor and his wife over for dinner. We were discussing my latest misadventure, when my daughter helpfully added, "And that's when Daddy said, 'Damn it, Damn it, DAMN IT!' "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will...
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December 26th, 2017, 05:09 PM #17Grand Member
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Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
A male coworker had a package that needed to go in the mail. He had mentioned it to our female secretary. Later on, I was in her office when she said 'I think I will go ask Joel how big his package is."
Dale
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December 26th, 2017, 07:49 PM #18Grand Member
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Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
I joked with one of the cute secretaries from a little town near Pittsburgh that Belle Vernon was so small that it only had one light in town, and it was red. She turned quickly, walked away, and never spoke to me again. I guess I should have said traffic light, or maybe nothing at all.
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December 26th, 2017, 07:51 PM #19
Re: That did not sound the way I meant it to sound.
Last night at the dinner table a friend asked me to log on to USPS so she could see where her box was.
I just flew the Millennium Falcon through the hole in your logic 2A6X1
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December 26th, 2017, 07:54 PM #20
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