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  1. #51
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by Emptymag View Post
    "Pick up your trash".

    You guys are slacking.

    I guess this one went...

    I called to check my ZIP CODE!....DY-NO-MITE!!!

  2. #52
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    I got it.
    Rules are written in the stone,
    Break the rules and you get no bones,
    all you get is ridicule, laughter,
    and a trip to the house of pain.

  3. #53
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    I got it.
    It went right over my head!
    Illegitimus non carborundum est

  4. #54
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    We just admitted our first female member to my club, which is a good thing. Problem is, now we will need to pass a “no scratching your balls” rule.

  5. #55
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKIII View Post
    We just admitted our first female member to my club, which is a good thing. Problem is, now we will need to pass a “no scratching your balls” rule.
    Put the seat down rule.
    "A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself"

    "He created the game, played the game, and lost the game.... All under his own terms, by his own doing." JW34

    "Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society." Plato

  6. #56
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKIII View Post
    We just admitted our first female member to my club, which is a good thing. Problem is, now we will need to pass a “no scratching your balls” rule.
    No more paddle line initiations?
    Rules are written in the stone,
    Break the rules and you get no bones,
    all you get is ridicule, laughter,
    and a trip to the house of pain.

  7. #57
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by unclejumbo View Post
    Put the seat down rule.
    Oh, for Christ’s sake... I forgot that too.

  8. #58
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by JAKIII View Post
    We just admitted our first female member to my club, which is a good thing. Problem is, now we will need to pass a “no scratching your balls” rule.
    No groping them either, because, duh, they have guns. The clubhouse will be much more cleaner and orderly, and the food quality should improve too. Most likely, they will refuse to empty the tobacco spitoons. But overall it's a great thing to have women there. Try to hide your embarassment when you realize that some of them can shoot better than lots of the guys.
    LUKE 11:21 == Proverbs 29:2 = Proverbs 25:28

  9. #59
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by abner13 View Post
    No .41 Magnum?
    This confirms what I believed all along, the .41 magnum is the best,most awesome and powerful of the Magnum family, the rest are just "the insignificant others"

  10. #60
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    Default Re: Some of my favorite arbitrary range rules

    Quote Originally Posted by Irwin Inhabitant View Post
    No groping them either, because, duh, they have guns. The clubhouse will be much more cleaner and orderly, and the food quality should improve too. Most likely, they will refuse to empty the tobacco spitoons. But overall it's a great thing to have women there. Try to hide your embarassment when you realize that some of them can shoot better than lots of the guys.
    I used to take my ex shooting frequently. For a while it was at least once a week. She got pretty good with her Sig p239 in .40s&w.

    We went to a party at the local range and they set up a Texas star target. It is 5 plates on a frame. It starts out stationary but after you shoot the first plate off, it starts to spin.

    She finished in 7 shots on her first try. I finished in 6 shots with a full sized pistol in 9mm and only about a second faster.

    Some guys couldn't complete it at all with 20 rounds.

    Afterward, we could see it in their eyes that they were completely embarrassed. She was the only woman shooting at the time.

    -Zach

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