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  1. #11
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Quote Originally Posted by jakebrake View Post
    let's hope he hadn't bred yet.
    Beat me to it.....shop should be closed permanently now.
    There are no pacts between lions and men.

  2. #12
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    He must have had a hot nut for hot dog stands.
    Gender confusion is a mental illness

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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    ...That time you had to choose between claiming to be a very good shot, or simply having a big target...
    DGAF

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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Quote Originally Posted by Walleye Hunter View Post
    He must have had a hot nut for hot dog stands.
    Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise

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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Glock?
    It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

  6. #16
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Quote Originally Posted by cephas View Post
    Glock?
    It was a 38.
    Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise

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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Now he has an Oscar Meyer wiener whistle.

  8. #18
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Quote Originally Posted by theduke View Post
    It was a 38.
    Poor joke on my part. I was thinking Glock cock as a takeoff on Glock leg.
    However a lesson not to carry a revolver "cocked".
    It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

  9. #19
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Quote Originally Posted by cephas View Post
    Glock?
    Shot his cock with a Glock?
    There are no pacts between lions and men.

  10. #20
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    Default Re: Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

    Does this mean from now on the guy will be running around half cocked?
    Rules are written in the stone,
    Break the rules and you get no bones,
    all you get is ridicule, laughter,
    and a trip to the house of pain.

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