Man shoots his penis while robbing Hot Dog stand

[priell3]

"CHICAGO --
A 19-year-old man who shot himself in the penis after allegedly holding up a South Side hot dog stand Tuesday won't be going home when he's released from the hospital.

Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express at 116th and Halsted, Assistant Cook County State's Attorney Erin Antonietti said in court.

Still pointing the gun at the workers, Pouncy stooped over to collect the cash, Antonietti said. Shifting the gun in his waistband as he ran out, he apparently pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti said."

http://abc7chicago.com/man-who-shot-...bbery/2595573/

After the robbery, he went off half-cocked.

[jakebrake]

let's hope he hadn't bred yet.

[Gun]

Head shot?

[jakebrake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[Walleye Hunter]

Did he shoot his mouth off?

[jakebrake]

Did he shoot his mouth off?

was it ron Jeremy?

[Krichardson]

let's hope he hadn't bred yet.

Beat me to it.....shop should be closed permanently now.

[Walleye Hunter]

He must have had a hot nut for hot dog stands.

[KCJones]

...That time you had to choose between claiming to be a very good shot, or simply having a big target...

[archie19]

...That time you had to choose between claiming to be a very good shot, or simply having a big target...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Good one!!!