Homeless man asks woman to move Porsche, gets shot

[alpacaheat]

She looks far better as a brunette. (this is true of all women though)


Her head looks photoshopped on in every photo. So weird. I applaud her for making it as a model with two lazy eyes though, she overcame.

[P89]

I applaud her for making it as a model with two lazy eyes though, she overcame.

LOL, I missed that the first time.

Those aren't lazy eyes though, she has simply trained herself to see cocks coming from any direction.

[Big Kahuna 19547]

But they were hungry and had to get some breakfast.

I can tell she is lying though. Said she only had one drink while out partying. No one just has one drink while partying.

Carson is right.... every drunk driver has 2 drinks when out partying... just ask him... it's never 3 or 30 when asked by the popo the overwhelming number is 2. She's guilty...

[Parrisk]

Can't deny it, it definitely sounds like there is a Quack in Da Bush

[spandexlurch]

Don't know if anyone saw this, but she is currently being charged with attempted murder. My only problem with it is how low the bail is set at, $25K.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/12...e-porsche.html

[Berncly]

LOL, I missed that the first time.
Those aren't lazy eyes though, she has simply trained herself to see cocks coming from any direction.

LOL :P

[SauerGrapes]

But they were hungry and had to get some breakfast.

I can tell she is lying though. Said she only had one drink while out partying. No one just has one drink while partying.

And that's probably why she left. She knew a breathe test would not help her story. Although I may be giving her too much credit. Mom and dad got something right there to be proud of.
This story sounds like something from kooky California. I guess their everywhere....sigh.