Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association
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September 4th, 2017, 06:41 PM
#8
Re: So you shot someone in self defense... Now What
Originally Posted by
thanker92
1.- Make sure that the dirtbag is dead. 2.-Compose yourself...wait until your heart rate and breathing return to normal. 3.- Proceed to nearest animal shelter and adopt the worst looking fleabag you can find. 4.- Return to scene of shooting. 5.- Call 911. 6.- When popo arrive they will shoot the dog (more humane than being "put down"...that's why you pick the least-likely to be adopted). 6.-Police will treat you well because the call wasn't a complete waste of time and, at the end of the day, everybody gets to go home......except for the dog.........and the guy you killed.
Sounds like a plan, as long as you can find a dog shelter open at 4:30 AM.
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